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Proof Of Life

Hello. I am alive. I assure you. This is not Kev’s ghost. Kev’s corporeal form has been busy, but things are in the works. Expect new posts soon. They will be compulsively readable. Again…this is not a ghost. Love, Kev’s Ghost Kev

What Should I F@#%ing Watch?

Yo, so like…what should I watch right now? I’m not going to make this easy, but I promise it’s not just me being difficult in general. I am just genuinely not in the mood to watch anything and it is really messing me up. It’s been almost a year since I was at a partyContinue reading “What Should I F@#%ing Watch?”

Kev & A #8: Who Watches the Weight Watchers?

Welcome back to another edition of Kev & A. If you have a question or need some advice, reach out at ElectricDraculaInquiries@gmail.com It’s been (Barenaked Ladies voice) a little bit since I’ve gotten a chance to go through the archives of Kev & A questions, and since I wanted to get at least one more ofContinue reading “Kev & A #8: Who Watches the Weight Watchers?”

Is Scrooging Your Boss Legal?

A Clickbait Post Visiting your boss with your friends dressed as ghosts, while your coworkers and their families prepare to do sad enactments of what their lives could be like on Christmas Eve…it’s what Gen Z is calling “Scrooging.” But is it harmless fun? Or a one way ticket to a holiday vacation in jail?Continue reading “Is Scrooging Your Boss Legal?”

I Love Everything About Halloween Except Wearing a Costume

Happy Halloween, you fuckin’ nerds! What are you going to dress up as? Sexy shut-in?

Someone please pay me to visit the set of Forged in Fire

AKA – Where Have All the Anvils Gone? First thing that needs to be stated: I am not a Sword Guy. I have never bought a sword. I never intend to buy any swords. Let’s be clear about this. My mother’s husband bought me a Three Musketeers replica sword because he thought some Game ofContinue reading “Someone please pay me to visit the set of Forged in Fire”

Let’s talk about Township.

Growing up in Philadelphia made it a little hard to not look down on New Jersey. There was just something about crossing the goddamn Delaware that made things different. Since then, I moved to Jersey twice, so I’ve adjusted. I’ve also learned that places in Pennsylvania outside of Philly also suck. Let’s call it aContinue reading “Let’s talk about Township.”

Kev & A #7: Who is your daddy and why do you exist?

Welcome back to another edition of Kev & A. If you have a question or need some advice, reach out at ElectricDraculaInquiries@gmail.com Instead of getting my long awaited treatise about the Seann William Scott starring film Goon, I am going to answer two questions from friends of mine. First up, from my buddy Jeff: “Where doContinue reading “Kev & A #7: Who is your daddy and why do you exist?”

Kev & A #6 – Ssssssizzlin’

Welcome back to another edition of Kev & A. If you have a question or need some advice, reach out at ElectricDraculaInquiries@gmail.com It’s been a while (Staind voice) since I’ve done one of these. A lot of things have been changing and new things happening and I’ve been busy, but this is going to be aContinue reading “Kev & A #6 – Ssssssizzlin’”

Live, Watch, Repeat

Things have been kinda heavy lately (hence me not posting much), so I ended up in a conversation with a friend of mine about how we are just looking for light things to watch. Basically action movies that we can turn our brains off while watching. I had just rewatched Starship Troopers a few daysContinue reading “Live, Watch, Repeat”